Toilet paper close at hand for…viewing stuff online…

Coincidentally, if anyone wants me to go full Nazi, please use this method.

Dude, if I wanted it to be a penis surrogate, I'd play bass…

Vs are terrible if you are sitting down, but why would you????????? WHAT ARE YOU, BURL IVES?

I love mini humbuckers (my go-to guitars right now are Epiphone Sheratons and Rivieras with them) but I don't like the shape…I like guitars that look like guitars.

Great Job, 2015!

No one tell Not So Different about the Big Muff or Way Huge's entire line of effects pedals…

What do curly gray hairs and Donald Trump have in common?

1. The grouch
2. Brain Stew/Jaded
3. Welcome to Paradise
4. Haushinka
5. Having a blast

Pretty much everything Rod did up until about '75 was golden. He had a run of brilliant music that I don't think anyone has equaled from about '68-'75…since he had his solo career going subsequently to whatever band he was in (Jeff Beck Group and Faces) he had 12 albums out in those years, all ranging from damned good…

Riiiight? It's never a Richard Branson or Elon Musk type….because guys like that don't need the ego boost.

Donald. Trump. Poster boy for "smug rich asshole" since I have been alive.

They should just use excuses…"Oh, you're looking for Princess Leia? She was JUST here. I swear she left, like 5 minutes ago."

While the friendster guy weeps even more quietly even further in the background.

I thought it was really weird how they never mentioned MySpace in The Social Network…

Because if he was white, it'd be racist rape, and racist rape is not funny.

Is mango white?

Probably because rape isn't funny?

Tears off mask.

The right is like KISS. What they are doing is so inherently silly, that if they acknowledge it, the whole thing falls apart…so every night, they look themselves in the mirror and go:"We're the hottest band in the world".