Better than Gene Simmons.

What, did he pass the "Richie Rich" mantle on to Baron?

I am retiring after I make my first 10K.

Dog?

And so different tone-wise from what the show became.

Ugh. So that was IT?

Wait. Bob Hope is dead now?

What if it is literally the hall of Justice?

I NOTICED THE HALL OF JUSTICE, WHICH BARRY ALLEN OWNS.

One day my descendants will be selling off all of my Napster vintage mp3s.

Yeah, but these incidents are not "real world" either. They should have the hosts going to work, eating, farting, sleeping 99.9% of the time for full immersion. Not shooting each other once per day.

I don't remember this, but apparently 3 year old me said:"Mom! It's a Julia!" The first time I saw a black woman.

Same. The happy family sitcoms always seemed alien to me. My dad was gone so early, and most of my friends only had one parent, so two parent families seemed weird.

What's a DVD? Can I play it on my victrola?

Yeah, but they track all the guests, so they could just have them sit around and talk or whatevs until a guest was within visual range.

Ummm…that should read: "Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up."

Wait. Does that mean you can do Alpha Centauri, too?????

RULE 1: NEVER GET THE FURBY WET.

A cow, or, you know…a human toe.

If it turns out he was just hiding under a dumpster the whole time, I AM FLIPPING THIS FUCKING DESK.