I forgive saxes as parts of ensembles like big bands or orchestras, even a decent 3 person horn section. I just don't like them in rock/pop.

Smithers! Have the chemical brothers killed!

Collateral damage. We had to destroy the sax in order to save it.

Not an answer, but a SOLUTION.

How would I know?

3 way.

Ocean Democracy starts NOW!

Shortwashing.

ALL SAXOPHONE IS BAD SAXOPHONE.

"I wanted people to know that they could sand up on two legs instead of just crawling across the floor, it is important people know this!"

I met him once, but it was at a backstage thing at an Aerosmith show in the eighties, so it's not really surprising.

Well, metal has changed A LOT since the seventies, and so has its definition. Certain albums, like Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" redefined things to the extent where, like, the day before it came out, Quiet Riot and Ratt were metal, the day after, not so much.

Well, it's like holding a dildo…even if you aren't inserting it in anything, you are still holding a dildo.

Who the fuck doesn't know "Oh Bondage"? It's on pretty much every punk comp ever/plays constantly at rock clubs~complete with its horrible saxophone.

What, va jay-jay?

Sigh…Rock star shaming.

After they get a visit from Death and she lets them hang around on Earth?

So…Vin Deisel?

Hence the ride's waning popularity…

And gates?