So Vin Deisel?

GATE GUARD IS FROM A DANCE WITH DRAGONS

Yes, but have you ever guarded a gate?

I thought it meant "Ru Paul".

Gate Guard: full nudity required.

"Winds of the gate guard"
"Dances with gate guards"
"A gate guard of fire and ice…"

Wait, if that's punishment enough for Gawker, then what did the poor bastards assigned to:"Here's what's on sale this week" do?

So we never get to hear her utter the words:"You think YOU'RE Thor??? I'm tho thor I can hardly walk!"

I like ponies for the same reason.

Snakey Joe.

Oh god, really?

Well played.

Yitzhak Rabin

This is silly. I'm not doing:"AND MY BOW".

So long. I will miss you, second-rate Winona Ryder.

I'm not one to advocate violence, but maybe the second amendment people could do something about this…I don't know.

Who cares?

Shhhh. If you don't calm them down, there may be a cat fight! One of their skirts could get torn!

More like what 10 MDs make in their career….

Bald Fuckwits: The movie