EACH ONE OF THESE SHOULD COME IN A RELIQUARY.

Geezer also wrote most of their post cards.

I hope they play it straight.

Riiiiight.

If it was Juliet Landau I would buy my own.

A girl I used to go out with was in some scenes in that.

Are you going to tell me he wasn't stoned when he decided to wear a bird on his head in that horse movie?

Whaaaat? How do they procreate?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to spell that. It should have read: "It's ____ o'clock SOMEWHERE."

"It also makes a point to note that “neither party has made false accusations for financial gains” = one party made false accusations for financial gains.

I have a dog name 72 Virgins.

It's blank o'clock SOMEWHERE.

"Ben had just scrubbed his last toilet the day before"…

There was an article with them in it on Cracked a month ago. Excerpt:

I read that at first as "Jay Leno".

I want Matt Berry so he can say "SHAZAM!" in the same voice he says "WHISKEY!" on Snuff Box.

Let's just say Mr. Mind is a maggot now…

Ah, this reminds me of my youth, begging my mom for a few bucks so I could ride my bike to the local drug store and pick up some DC IPs…

That is only true if those kids are Wednesday Adams.

Wow. Could Anthony Daniels BE any more of a bitch?