As a skydiver I have to say that was thoroughly asinine. Like you have a GIFT. Wow.

Big fat “Nope” here, BUT my ex who I met online and who never planned on me and her mother ever exchanging syllables turned out to be fucking MARRIED and living a double life in Sunny Oklahoma I found out one lovely August afternoon in 2006 after 6 months of living together. The yuckiest part is that she had her 12…

Best response possible. 1 billion points to the Gummi-Bear-Eating-Bear. Go Bears.!

Once these are advanced some more and shrink to a wire diameter where they can be wound together in a cable it will be a full scale revolution. Or uprising.

I need like a dozen of these exactly like they are now.

Their servers are too busy to handle a password change. Yikes.

Hahahahhaa!!! If it wouldn’t result an immediate uptick in death threats from lesbians one might point out too that that is both sexist and hetero-phobic. Maybe even toaster-phobic. I learn something new at this site daily.....

Yeah but a selfie stick won’t hit on your girlfriend and drink all your beer when it thinks you’re not paying attention.

Account deleted last week. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.......

This is so awesome! Did they check them for weapons? I bet they’ve got moves.

It’s rather hilarious that way.....like you’re getting paid/gratified to propogate an actual golf cart conspiracy. Say that out loud people......you’ll hear it eventually.

Sun City outside of Phoenix has them and they have the right of way on the streets there......this is no BS.......people think because its not happening in their neighborhoods that it isn’t happening else where. Basically it’s just like a crime wave.

The last time I worked in Phoenix I was called out to Sun City (largest retirement community in North America at the time I was to find out...this was 2004 I think) for a week and omg the freaking golf carts have the right of way and they are everywhere.........this might be the wave of the future but our government…

That whole hypnotic thing with the cuttlefish is a tad rapey if you axe me.......all of these are really. Someone should do an undercover show on these and call it........wait. Stop. Never mind.

It was on roller skates. I was 13 , lying about my age, and she was hawwwwt! I all at once knew that I was in love and also that god did not intend for me to use roller skates as transportation. The temporary paralysis was wonderful and at the same time just cringeworthy.......I stayed upright but just barely and I…

“Uhhh, didn’t you say you were Vegan?...Ok whelp I think I’ll be moving to Texas on purpose this time.....

Poor otter probably thought the pocket p***y people teamed up with Apple to make him a custom present......you can see the lil’ guys tears in his whiskers <sigh>

So if a cop were to write the info, date, and time down by hand would that be invasive as well? Can’t say for sure but I would think they perform similar duties through routine police work and I’d suspect that those notes are preserved sometimes indefinitely......Not a cop, not a friend of cops, pretty much can’t…

“But the seemingly negligent behavior of the wizarding adults early on and their failure to protect Harry from an abusive home life—that felt wrong to me......”

They get promoted to what industry insiders call “Boots”.