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Farts always make me laugh.

Laugh-tears gather in the corners of my eyes as I sit in a company conference room watching this on my phone. Bless you.

Came here to defend her honor...

I wish I could give multiple stars - I have a maturity level of zero when it comes to shit like that.

Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.

That’s insulting to Butt-head. At least he has decent taste in music.

It does not matter which one of us you vote for. In any case your planet is doomed. DOOMED!!!

He is doing his job. It takes a lot of work to look that disgusted with someone. That cop is there because we can’t be.

Simpsons reference!

Unfortunately the real Chuck Norris quite likely supports this asshole.

Coffee on me for this bit of morning joy.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Todos.

I just found a picture of David Daleiden on his class trip to washington DC.

I couldn’t figure out why I felt joyless about it. You put your finger on it.

“It just so happened this year it went that way...”

I want my father back, you son of a bitch.

Getting the legal system involved just increases their self-righteous martyr narrative, so I take little joy in their arrests.