This is my dog, his name is ‘Whathefuck’

“Please don’t hold it against the ladies.”

“The Hunt For White March”

Gah gah, gah gah, gah-girl...

You actually heard it didn’t you? Many will.

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

I will make a White Christmas Wish that they see the light and be more whitesclusive, like the rest of the world, Amen.

Reservoir Depardieus FTW

He just wanted to blow the bloody doors off.

God help me try and discern Tyler Florence from Bobby Flay. It’s all the same to this whitey. Not even joking here.

Raise your hand if you have had a worse job

I was like... “I thought we were talking about pumpkin, that’s not pumpkin. Who is this again?”

THE GIFT! (meaning a genuine childhood ache has been allieved,for whatever reason) Oh hells yes! But, seriously, I might need you to come over and play it with us. It seems we need an elf and a dwarf. I am, clearly, a wizard, and Mr. Squirrelums is a Barbarian so we need copious elves and dwarves. If you are ever in…

Wow! That is so cool. I just found a mostly unused “Hero Quest” board game for my sweet baby darling. With the original scorekeeping pads from 25+ years ago. We are going to have an awesome game night soon. I just cannot wait for him to see this. Giving this to him is, literally, the best gift I could possibly get.…

It was nice of her to accompany her eyebrows to this junket.

I saw a Hard Maybe.

“Inglorious”

‘twas all my fears, every.single.one.

Omg! LOL! @ “Soft Munchausen”

And you are absolutely 100% correct. This kind of thing falls under the hidious umbrella of “The utter fabric of society will tear apart if we.....”