I have had this theory for awhile myself. It’s like they ascend through so many rarefied levels of achievement they have to plateau or go to the scientologists so they can be told they are a messiah.

This whole thing is just so bizarre as the Farrelly brothers make terrible, terrible movies.

You could cut and paste this exact comment to the T.I. article also.

An excellent point. When confronted with this kind of straight-up misogyny I have gotten to the point of just saying “I am, so, so sorry that your mother was so fucked up that you think charles manson should have more rights than her, that sucks man, get help.” There is nothing left but pity, nothing.

Jesusgodlol

Once upon a beautiful time they put out a pineapple poundcake with pineapple sugar on it. It was even better than freezing the chocolate covered donuts and shattering them into quarters for coffee dipping. I am so, so delighted that Entenmanns & cool dads are a thing, I thought it was just me. \○/

Excellent point. If we can’t trust her to control her own body, how could we trust her to control anything else?

As problematic as Tina Fey may or may not be, I truly believe that she played a big hand in McCain’s loss and I am so, so glad that Obama won.

Just stopping by to praise The Glorious Madeline Kahn, Queen of Deadpan

I sometimes buy cooked, peeled eggs in a little clear package, literally a sealed plastic bag full of eggs. You can see all the eggs in it. The label says “Ingredients: Eggs. Allergens: Eggs”

You can change the cabinet doors only, you can alter the originals or get new ones and just screw the hinges back on. If the cabinet installation itself is of quality you should leave it intact.

Oh god, painting is an endless marathon of domestic maintenance, second only to moving itself. No matter how much you plan there will be endless extra time spent for unexpected dumb stuff. I hope you are done and that you slept soundly, love. Wishing an easy, freshly colorful sunday for you.

Hungry but can’t keep much down? Torture....

Just in case you put too much water in the coffee maker or if life’s absurdity has overcome you to the point that you desperately need an emergency water squirter, poste haste....

I have been asked if I was happy that my kid doesn’t have my red hair. I do, also, have a kid that does have my red hair. People are are STUPID and there is no escape. Tell all of this to your children and they will be ahead of the game.

Look, I feel for you, but if you are not interested in rocking Chaka Khan, give it up. It should be all you wanna do.

Seriously, even moist groin (+ garlic though) sounds like a wonderful hearty supper.

Penabler FTW! An absolute favorite! But I’m still trying to figure out what that means...

All of those little dogs play hard to get. They need to feel that they have some agency withen their tiny bodies. I had a Pomeranian and a German Shepard. I could pick up the Pom anytime and toss him outside whenever. The Shepard would have to be lured outside with cookies. “Wanna cookie...yes? Cookie OUTSIDE..!”…

Silly is life, love.