They rilly are sidesplitting.

One thousand times yes - appearance has nothing to do with rape; however, the thing that makes this doubly insulting (and he’s not the only person saying it, sadly) is that I know some of these women and at the time Cosby’s crime happened, they were 40 years or more younger and were working as Playboy Bunnies and…

What the hell is the thought process of a person who infers that “rapeable” is a fucking compliment? Being “unrapeable” would be a damn superpower.

I hate to say, when I show this to my Millenial neice tomorrow she will laugh and laugh at the idea of Goonies performance art. (I made her watch this movie with me) But...if they construct a resonable “down here” it could finally be “our time” and then, who will be laughing?

When I was collecting these records (go ahead and laugh youngens, go right ahead) I thought that this would be the only way I could have this music with me, so I have a bunch. I used to enjoy slowing them down, speeding them up and playing them with no middle disk, just ever so slightly, absolutely hysterically, out…

ah, but you know what? This one, this one right here... this was my dream, my wish... and it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back, I’m taking them all back.

Damn, Homie.... DON’T PLAY THAT!

“Wear the Color of Your Privilege Night”

What the fuck kind of Cobra Kai is that?

I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.

Men? Check.

Totally awesome, this is the most gourmet thing that I make, (that now) and super tasty. Pour the pan drippings into some ordinary pork gravy, mash some taters and I promise that you are good to go, Michelin stars all around...

To Randilyn, a witty darling, one of my absolute favorites and for whom I have gone and translated many Yiddish phrases, such as Sophia from the Golden Girls was (LOL!) “Mixed Up” (Or was she? I use all of that stuff that now, I didn’t realize until yesterday how hard you could hide behind “DERP!” or “Yeah, I’m crazy,…

*dead*

Somebody’s on a (pork) roll.

OH KERMIE!!!

Never knew I could be jealous of a felt puppet, but here the fuck we are.

“Feel Like Bacon Love”