She’s over it. Totally done.

LOL! No“Physicians Associates, LLC” never contacted me. I heard bits and pieces about that manager, it seems that he was busted for DUI that night, and it was not his first from what I gather. I did see him, randomly, just one more time, riding a dirt bike in his mid 30’s. So, yeah, whatever. He was super nice to me…

Hahahahaha! Kinja scramble, this reminds me not to put too much time into comments.

For almost three weeks I worked at a subway in a not great part of a not great town. The manager decided that even though I was just a 16 year old girl, I could be totally alone for the last hour of some nights. This is also the early 90’s, so no cell phones. They had a phone by the cash register and one in back, but…

Shake it off! Shake it off!

I have been dragging this around for 30+ years and it’s worth $11 on ebay.

Read the comments, like, really read the comments. This movie is terrible, we knew it since we were 10ish. It is totally worth havin’ a laugh though.

Moh! It’s like how all of my baby pictures are on Super 8 all over again...

Take it, take it all back you son of a bitch, you’re the first, it’s all yours....

Also please review the scene towards the end where they “tear up the check” slowmo and see how they threw in tons of extra confetti, it is really funny.

I hate to say, when I show this to my Millenial neice tomorrow she will laugh and laugh at the idea of Goonies performance art. (I made her watch this movie with me) But...if they construct a resonable “down here” it could finally be “our time” and then, who will be laughing?

Honestly, that is the age where you’ve gotta cut loose and kick off your sunday shoes, hoowee.

When I was collecting these records (go ahead and laugh youngens, go right ahead) I thought that this would be the only way I could have this music with me, so I have a bunch. I used to enjoy slowing them down, speeding them up and playing them with no middle disk, just ever so slightly, absolutely hysterically, out…

I have so many excellent 45’s! One of my first collections, actually. I have one that is solid purple vinyl, “Purple Rain” and another song from that album... I am going to have to sit and look through that stuff now....

Not for me, I have a hole in my ♥ that goes all the way to China.

It seems like you’re stuck in a booty trap, I hope you get out and find the treasure some day.

Diabetes ain’t funny, but rape is hysterical, and doubtful. Obviously his brain is working well, no wonder why Damon Wayans is so, so relevent these days.

His face is white on white crime.

Totally awesome, this is the most gourmet thing that I make, (that now) and super tasty. Pour the pan drippings into some ordinary pork gravy, mash some taters and I promise that you are good to go, Michelin stars all around...

I always think of Bear Grylls as a main course for the teddy bear picnic, with many deep bear chuckles about the whole urine thing.