I refreshed my news feed every 3 hours when the story kept changing. I was mad at Lochte then mad at the police for lying about them trashing the bathroom, then just numb and exhausted. Now I’ve forgiven him and want people to let him get on with his life so I can also move on. My relationship with this incident was…

They should not protest him. He should win this damn thing if it will generate more gifs of his dumb face.

I’m surprised Ryan was able to complete a full turn around the dance floor without Michael Phelps lapping him.

Too late.

You’ve just made it weird.

I don’t know I love a good Vine Magician or a Snapchat Sommelier.

She gave him some keen insight into what it was like to manage a hotel. How to slap the ice machine like The Fonz so it would start working again, make the sure the eggs don’t get cold for the continental breakfast, how to avoid a strike & so on.

The one thing this election season is making abundantly clear to me is that I don’t understand people at all. This is a straight up bad person with bad motivation, bad intentions and a bad attitude.

I’m pretty sure Trump doesn’t read, and he certainly has very little (if any) knowledge of foreign affairs, so I feel pretty safe telling you I live on an island continent in the Southern Hemisphere.

It was always there, but we as a society were taking steps towards making it socially unacceptable to be openly violently racist. But now we’ve got the nominee of a major party making open racism the platform. The Republican platform was racist as hell already, but at least they had the decency to use code words.

It’s very likely in months to come we’ll get stats which show an increase in hate crimes. I know a Muslim who’s an avid Trump supporter. He argues that Trump isn’t really a bigot, he’s just saying bigoted things to get elected. Even if that’s true (I don’t believe it is), the fact Trump is riling up bigoted people…

Goddammit.

Lab flab.

I just don’t understand how people aren’t camel toeing all over the place with these (I wondered about this in the 80s too, but I don’t think I had the term camel toeing queued up yet). Also, what’s the labia equivalent of nip slip?

Hillary absolutely shouldn’t be immune to criticism, but the fact that so much of the media seem to treat her sins as in the same order of magnitude as Trump is just baffling to me.

I just threw my work computer out the window.

This is a fucking mockery of the intelligence community and a fucking embarrassment. To imply that the briefers are there for any other reason other than to provide information is a travesty. They dedicate their careers to providing unbiased information so that leaders can make informed decisions with their policy…

OK, so HRC had improperly marked emails on a server that was not the official State Department server, and people are all up in arms that maybe some classified information maybe COULD HAVE BEEN compromised (let’s pay no attention to the fact that the actual government servers on which her emails would normally be WERE…