Ooh, ooh! Do me! I have tornado dreams, where I'm always watching the twister approach from various places/buildings...(wrong place, wrong time?)

I have already hearted you, but I would do it again if I could.

Little Who doesn't even like the look of it?! Consider yourself lucky. Mini Squirrel sees Mom drinking Coke as I get ready for work—"Momma's juice"—and he would love to get his hands on it...and every once in awhile he has managed to (he's 2). So maybe Brad was joking, but I know that if I willingly offered my kid…

I don't understand. Was that sales associate this Toby? The slow man in line was Toby?

I cannot speak for claire26, of course, but what I take from that (the real epidemic of grocery store deserts) is that there are far too few true groceries, with healthy options, for many people. So many are forced to do their grocery shopping from bodegas or gas stations that offer junk (in comparison to fresh…

Of course there is no way for me/us to know for sure, but I really didn't get the vibe that he meant HE really could have saved the day for us all (Not me personally, but my father-in-law was there, and he lived). Do I think his comments were insensitive? Sure. But I really don't feel—and this is based only on…

I do agree that he should have just kept his mouth shut. But *ducks & covers*, he's not forever tainted in my eyes. We ALL have thoughts about things like this, he just made the mistake of verbalizing it for a gajillion people to read. We all want to think we could have made the difference, we could have saved the…

Good for you. I just did the same—I WAS just angry, but you inspired me!

I completely agree with you, but I'm learning that a lot of (not ALL) tabloid stories have some truth to them, especially the ones we hear about repeatedly (cough, Kardashians anyone?), and as with this one, I worry it might be true...

I just always tell myself (because I know from experience) that there's always more to the story than "the public" knows. Whether "the public" is us (for a celebrity) or if it's your next door neighbor, there's always more to the story than I understand, and that slows me from judgement of any sort. For myself, my…

Just be careful, it's fra-giiiii-ley. I'm watching A Christmas story now, the marathon just started on TNT! Possibly the best part of Christmas, 24 hours of comic gold.

What?! Details please! I'm intrigued.

I see what you did there.

Oh, I know, right? Wouldn't we rather let kids grow up in group homes or orphanages, than in loving homes that would surely make them...gasp!....GAY?! My parents are The Religious Right, and it makes me crazy, having this conversation/argument with them. They really know how to preach about the evils of abortion…

Yikes, putting it that way makes me realize just how silly it is (that I keep apologizing to myself for apologizing)!

Okay, I thought I could be done, but I'm not. This man—the man who brought my son into this world—lives a big life, but it's all phony. His wife (who stayed with him—not surei f she's crazy or a saint) naturally thought her enormous diamond was real—she found out it was a CZ after 25+ years of marriage. It was a…

(Un)fortunately, it's both the former, and the latter. He cheated on his wife with his mother AND with prostitutes. Evidently, his story was that he was sexually abused by his mother his entire life, and thus the only true sexual fufillment he could find was with her and/or prostitutes. But maybe he was having a…

I hope so too. The really bizarre thing is that he's a friend-of-a-friend although I'm not sure HE would have made that connection. I know so much dirt on him—like, major stuff: flying to Vegas to cheat on his wife with prostitutes and with HIS MOTHER (yes, you read that right) sort of stuff...but if he did make…

That made me giggle; thanks. So true. She thinks she's hilarious scaring all those people—that's the funniest part. Watching her laugh at her pwn perceived hilarity. I think it's cute.

I apologized during my emergency c-section. I was nervous. I asked the doctor (not my doctor, who couldn't get there in time for the EMERGENCY) how far along we were in the procedure, like, am I almost done with this and when can I hear that baby cry?, sort of thing. He was a total ass, and I apologized to him for…