Moral of the story: doctors and nurses are walking angels

History class:

Jesus, now I have to buy "gifts" for my vagina too?

Odin is all, like, LULZ.

You'd think if any fans were going to accept more than one woman on the job, it would be the BYU faithful.

Clicked open this sub-thread for the Rock. Stayed for the griddle discussion.

Hey, you posted the video of Vin Diesel singing "Stay" the other day. I also have a crush on The Rock, and he and Vin are also the only two men I like with that aesthetic

I feel you. The Rock and Vin Diesel are my creepy crushes.

AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a mystery- because in real life, if I met some one who popped his pecs I would not give him another moment, but for some reason, this strangely charming man named Dwayne I find delightful.

Who the fuck even thinks of wearing blackface? And who are their friends laughing and telling them it's a great idea? I'm not anti-Greek like most of the Jezzies are but this fraternity should be put down like a rabid dog.

It's a shame his house is on the other side of the tracks. That can't be good for property value.

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

That was some WWE shit right there.

Motion to Exclude, your Honor.

I see things like this and I wonder: How does one have so much free time in which to be so self absorbed? I barely have time to do my own laundry, let alone spend all day try to take flattering pictures of my own ass.

If she is producing too much ghrelin - the hunger hormone - in her stomach, then the gastric bypass will cut that down drastically. If she overeats due to other issues, though, the gastric bypass will only cut down eating for a short time. I've had the surgery. I eat about the same as a 6-year old. But there are…

Two thoughts come to mind here, honestly:

I'll probably get some eye-rolls here, but I was actually diagnosed with adult ADD (It's a real thing, I promise!) and use adderall to just function like a normal person (i.e., not losing my keys every day, remember to get off at the right subway stop, not losing half my day to daydreaming). When I take it, I feel…

Why are you wasting time here? You should be a House GOP speechwriter!