He’s a scumbag and a drunk and worst of all, I actually once thought he was an true outsider or sorts. Now I realize it was just the reflective shine of Winona and John Waters. Depp is about as subversive as like, Adam Levine.

I don’t give a shit as long as we get to keep the playgrounds and the editors are too scared to pull majorly dumb shit that doesn’t serve any purpose but their immature amusement, again.

Yeah the entire thing makes zero sense. Is she... forgiving herself for saying a selfish thing? Does Selena actually have split personalities and the other personality is comforting her? IDK.

Given that Scientology is a new religion,

“why your parent would choose religion over you is a painful thing to grasp.”

My parents choose religion over me and my kids all the time. They’re LDS, and I am ex-that. And while they never disowned me, and while they love their grandchildren, they choose religion over us all the time. They miss birthday parties…

Ha, that’s what jumped out at me too, and you just know that Johnny Depp wants everyone to call him JD because it commonly means juvenile delinquent and he’s such an outlaw badass Hunter S. Thompson Charles Bukowski Cherokee-grandma-havin’ pirate.

In human years. Her Thetans are billions of years old.

Wait, what is Selena’s snapchat about? Who said the selfish pointless thing? Help me understand, apparently I'm old at 30.

He kinda looks like he is whispering to her..

“See all those people out there, Honey? When our friend the giant space clam comes, you’ll be able to watch from above as the seas wash over them..”

This picture is from the last time Tom Cruise saw Suri.

Xenu waited in a volcano for like 39 trillion years, what’s a few years between seeing the child kidnapped to decorate your sham marriage.

does it mean Gawker will have spanish subblog??

Please be having a Jorge Ramos themed Dirtbag, thanks, Gawker Media.

J.D.

If this story is true, Katie Holmes deserves all of the applause, credit, and mom awards on the planet for extricating herself and her child from her powerful husband and his overbearing cult and then continuing to protect her from them.

Tom Cruise hasn't seen Suri since the year 1095! Tragic.

katie holmes remains the best- protecting suri from that cult

I saw a really interesting exchange pertaining exactly to this on the comments section of the NYT article this morning. A black man commented to say that this was all a smear campaign, conspiracy, etc. A black woman replied, mentioning that it’s important to believe rape victims...to which the man immediately…

Drinking and hooking up is always dangerous territory. What kills me about reading that transcript is that poor woman states over and over that she doesn’t really remember anything and that she was out of it and instead of him backing up and taking responsibility, owning up to his behavior he just throws out there…

Hold up, are we in a court of law? Am I a judge? A member of a jury? A lawyer?