Huh and despite my thousands of letters, phone calls, and random appearances at her house Taylor Swift won't even send me the one lock of hair I want. Some people have all the luck...

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.

Pretty sure the granddaughter was there to become Mrs. Cameron #5.

also a guy yells “THAT REALLY SUCKS, LADY!” at rose

Old Rose gets caught trying to throw the necklace overboard. She chats with Bill Whichever one he is, he holds the necklace, and then Old Rose throws it over her shoulder like a fucking asshole.

I guess the Secret Service are just being ridiculous too. Is Trump going to accuse them of being part of the liberal mainstream media agenda too?

My dad (recent ex-republican) hates her with a passion. Anytime she comes on TV he turns it off and starts ranting about how Republicans are all idiots if they vote Trump

For the last year I’ve spent all my free time at work obsessively reading about the presidential race. No more. So far this week I’ve re-watched the first season of Arrested Development and listened to 6 hours of Last Podcast on the Left. I feel so much better it’s not even funny.

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I feel that. I’ve also given up on today. I’m currently building a ‘make your own pizza’ online order that I will pull the trigger on right as I leave work so that I will be greeted by a large pepperoni situation shortly after I arrive at home. #blessed

I don’t want to call her a hateful bitch but...

I’m not dignifying this shit anymore, what is there left to do? It is clear we are divided and that the other side has no interest in disavowing their nominee. Therefore, I am hijacking this post. I ate a footlong and bag of chips two hours ago and I’m still hungry. I want nachos and hot dogs. Also, I’m not motivated…

Nope. Sorry you absolute piece of shit, but there is absolutely no way, not one bit, to interpret what he said as anything else other than threatening potential violence against either Hillary or her SCOTUS picks.

seeing debra’s post reminded me - for those of you who were wondering, we finally found out why our car smells like weed.

I assumed she was the one lighting up.

Can we have membership cards? And tee shirts?

I’m in. And I’m a millennial- so I was supposed to like Bernie, I think.

I'm #commonsense2016 and I've been in love with Hillary Clinton since she said she doesn't bake cookies. I've waited 20 years for this presidency and HRC in her white pants suit filled with me equal parts of satisfaction and tears. Lots of tears.

I’ll join. I freaking love her. I legitimately think she seems fun. You see that video of her clapping to the Macarena the other day? Would drink wine with!

I’m in.