the photo of you & Ellie with Candy is simply precious. a framer, for sure.

this is good.

my mother is *definitely* getting more conservative with age. between my parents off-the-grid compound, gun stash and regular NASCAR viewing, she didn’t stand a chance.

It’s going to be 90 in La on Sunday!

chiming in to say I agree! the comments on crazy food blogger were absolutely hysterical. peak kinja.

wow. that almost reads like an onion article.

wtf why would anyone want their vag to smell like baking cookies?

my technique: shove it in. haven’t used an applicator for years.

what?!?! is this even real? what is happening?

Rubayo? Huh?

just wanna say thanks for taking on those commenters! you’re totally right.

It means getting a sexy makeover so that a dude will be like, “Damn, you’re hot! Let’s buy a house in Portland!”

pretty sure Khloe’s bathroom is bigger than my entire studio apartment. Thanks Obama!

my immediate reaction this photo was damn that’s a nice vape

yeah. they seem like a really good couple too.

lol. both my Italian exes all dress fairly sloppily, teeshirts and cargo pants and the like. but they both have this habit of standing in a particular way with their hips thrust forward, and also leaning against walls with one arm while jutting a hip into the street. also also, both smoke like a chimney and wave it…

my hot take on this is that if he’s so concerned, why doesn’t he used his (albeit questionable) wealth and influence to make a change? instead of playing keyboard jockey.