Rooster. HA!

my best friend’s sister is named Larkin. She’s a Californian.

Trump will literally say whatever is most convenient at the time. He is like a giant orange sail, undulating in the wind

this makes me think of another small angry creature named Donald

by bombing the shit out of them, duh

sadly I think him and old Vlad are bosom buddies

what’s her problem, I’d kill to be 60% made of pretzel

all I’ve really learned from this article is that Jezebel commenters are overwhelmingly pregnant.

wow, there are...so many

for real. are we as a society really putting speakers into our vaginas now? has it come to this?!?!

yep. and yet, it’s 2016, so sexism doesn’t exist anymore.

“I so just like don’t care, you know?”

hahaha what is going on there?!?

She looks like her father.

I wish her thighs weren’t cut off in the photo because girl has some *serious* action going on.

alright, alright, I’ll give ya redheads

“oh there are not enough POC, women, Martian aliens, redheads”

this is so, so the attitude of a bunch of otherwise seemingly reasonable people. “it’s 2016, racism/sexism/other prejudiced ism doesn’t exist because [insert institutional bandaid here]”

Smell the Cafe Bustelo, even

yeah, is KMart paying her or something?