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Christian Slater was the real winner last night.

Well Loki...that’s wonderful.

this visual!

Now I know this is just my personal experience, and other people could well not react the same way, but the first time I had anal it was intentional; we started slow, we worked up to it and still, the first time he got in there all the way, I howled in pain, doubled over crying and nearly threw up. It HURT! So it’s

with a penis (necessary for this experiment

No, thanks. I’m good.

urethra?

Unless they were particularly memorable, I have no memory space for them.

Commander Adama does not look good without his mustache.

Now playing

Case in point: I had never listened to Hum before and only knew that the Deftones cite them as an inspiration. We chose to see them at the 2015 Riot Fest at the recommendation of a fellow fest-goer and they kicked ass.

Probably! Sports! Shrug!

Which festival can I go to so that I can see Smashmouth *and* the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies? Because that’s the one I need.

They’re completely confounded by the fact that a site that brings you info about the best nail color for tweens also writes about political conflicts.

Same. I could get like 10 dogs from my no kill shelter. Dogs>Coachella.

Save it. After the nuclear fallout it’ll be in vogue, just like bits of metal and skulls haphazardly welded onto our vehicles.

Philip Anschutz Is counting on people not caring enough to know how he intends to spend their money

WHOA WHAT AN EDGY COMMENT YOU MUST BE FUN AT PARTIES

Decent human beings?

“I’ve spent almost no time in a desert setting so it’s just an impression.”