Fax them!

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

no, she’s dumb

but is that an orange suit with red shoes? concerning

or Times Square

well it is true that it has become very difficult to tell what is real and what isn’t these days. the KKK being honored guests isn’t totally out of left field, but I do hope we still have a shred of dignity left that that wouldn’t happen.

that takes away about 99% of his mystique.

Quit lying.

no no, dis the tomato troll. he’s making that up.

is that Mumford and Sons?

Manifest Destiny! Imminent domain! Murdering Injuns!

I don’t think this is to mock Kanye, but to point out Trump slots people into categories of “ok black person” and “not ok black person”.

this is what I don’t get! Kanye’s early albums (the college dropout trilogy) are amazeballs, and so subversive and insightful. WTF happened.

oh, the greybies have already pointed it out. HOW CAN HE BE RACIST HE HAS BLACK FRIENDS

totally, but “we’re going for a more traditionally American approach” when asked if Kanye is performing is not-so-secret code of “not *that* black guy”.

is Macklemore even American?!?!

Same. Big fan, big fan. This was, of course, around the same time my sister and I were performing interpretive dances to the music of Paula Abdul.

psh, is he even American?

my head hurts from my eyes straining to read that. c’mon now. if you’re making a statement the most important thing is *people can read it*.

do you think they looked up something to rhyme with testicles, because “receptacle” is a pretty big word and not a common alternate for the word cup.