TSwizzle is awesome.

I must say, the Republican opposition tactics have been deadly effective at cutting off all voter support for both Bill Clinton AND Barack Obama this election! Like a surgical airstrike, all right!

That looked more like “all black people look alike” joke.

Palin’s continued slide into deeper and deeper irrelevance has been one of the more profoundly satisfying events of the last 4 years.

I agree that Joni Mitchell is a brilliant lyricist, musician, singer, and songwriter (as well as a painter). She deserves a LOT more recognition than she gets.

Last night someone cited Liberty News as a credible source for Hillary “leaking” the 4 minute nuclear response time — in case you’re all unaware, this is the newest Deplorables outrage. Anyone, someone else posted the Snopes article debunking it. Dipshit then posts that we should all look into Snopes a little deeper…

I know! I don’t feel right voting for Obama OR Bill Clinton this election. Still undecided, I guess...

Truth! I’ve been telling everyone I can get a hold of to not vote Obama this election. I mean, I supported him for the first two terms... but with all the stuff they’re saying about him now, he’s lost my vote.

We posted this at the exact same time. I think it is perhaps the most beautiful prose to come out of this election.

I love how she referred to Trump as the “anti-#NeverTrump candidate.”

Yeah, when I saw the pic, I thought the reveal was going to be “LOL I actually mean Ben Carson!” Somehow she managed to give an answer even more stupid...

the same malik obama that is pro-hamas and the destruction of israel? that one, sarah?

Well, that’s some serious trolling, Sarah. You do know that Malik Obama is not American, don’t you (unlike his half-brother, the president, who most certainly is American)? And are you aware that one reason Malik Obama is estranged from his half-brother, the president, is that Malik is pro-Hamas. I’m pretty sure he’s…

“I’m an Obama admirer!”

There should be a law that all internet posts about Palin have to end with this gif.

Too many angry birds upside the noggin I guess.

I don’t really like Bob Dylan—always thought he just came along at the right time—but I think it’s pretty great that he hasn’t yet acknowledged it. It reminds me a bit of Doris Lessing’s reaction to winning the Nobel Prize:

Bob Dylan? He’s great, sure, I have a couple of his albums. Me? I would have given it to Joni Mitchell.

No, HE’S Petty.

“Oh, I think of myself more as a song and dance man, y’know.”