anal can be super duper great, if done correctly with both parties cooperating.

wow, that guy probably has been ruined for PiV sex forever.

not to get all gross, but yeah it’s impossible as a woman to mix up the holes. poop comes out of one, first of all, so when you’re wiping it’s clearly from somewhere further back than the vahjayjay. who are these people and do they have nether regions like barbie and ken.

wow, ok, so it can happen. hm. it’s just weird, cause say if I was in the position of your girlfriend, the penis would not just go fully in. the penis would bunch up against the shut and locked door of my butt hole. but I can understand that others have more accepting butt holes than me.

my not so secret suspicion is that “accidental” anal is actually meant to be “surprise” anal. because, c’mon.

ok, THANK YOU, because this is always my response—accidentally anal is impossible, because you have to really work at intentional anal (ok, I do, but I’m assuming I’m not alone). like you have to breathe and relax and get some lube and the one with the phallus that’s doing the inserting needs to be gentle and go…

“And, past the age of 30, haven’t most people forgotten most of the people they slept with. I wouldn’t recognize at least five.”

actually, it’s the entire point, person314.

literally like 3 weeks ago.

THIS

...dude, what? you seem super angry. chill out.

like for real. I live in a big city and get treated like shit routinely at Target, fast food places, etc. it’s not personal, it’s because those people hate their jobs, probably.

have you ever heard of “IT’S NOT A ZERO SUM GAME FUCKWAD”

I listened to Placebo a lot when I was doing drugs, that worked well for me.

Santa Clarita, eh? Huh. Ok.

only since November. they just added in another pill (lexapro) and after three more weeks will hopefully lessen the dosage of the main one (wellbutrin). I can see how the numbness is helpful—I don’t swing so far up and down anymore. but then I don’t feel so happy anymore either. Just kinda like...chill. Reaching for…

my therapist is telling me to feel my feelings too, but I’m having a problem in that the dosage of antidepressants I’m currently on don’t allow me to feel much in any direction at all.

new troll that’s been hanging around.

the dress was a poor choice, IMO. if she wanted to be taken seriously. actually now that I think about it, the dress was a great choice. good for cozying up to a known sexual predator.

no. thank god.