Tiger can commiserate with someone hit by Tiger Wood’s golf equipment.

Maybe modern medicine is the real fountain of youth. 

Big fucking deal.

If you find out, let me know because I’ve got a killer onion rings joke. 

Me to Mickey Calloway every time the Tribe bullpen blows a game this season:

Deadspin has given Micky Calloway plenty of grief in his rookie year as the Mets manager, but lord almighty do the Tribe miss him as their pitching coach.

Manfred wants Buffalo to market itself better first.

Totally disagree. I want to get the majority of the drive done on day 1 then have a manageable drive the next day to at least try to maximize that day of “vacation.”

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

And I still go to the grocery store to get my shit, mostly because I don’t want someone picking my steak for me. I want full steak control. I also reserve the right to make an impulse pork rinds purchase if I so desire.

“I prepared this” vs. “You cooked it” is the best/worst marriage argument I’ve heard in a while.

Emery was a mad man out on the ice. He once dropped the gloves with former NHL enforcer Josh Gratton at the end of an AHL game he had just won and then proceeded to celebrate with his teammates in one of the all time greatest displays of the majesty of minor league hockey.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

From: Matt Ryan

But can she bowl her age like me? I bet not.

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

Fucking yes dude, gross.

Who cares? Fuck you.