Man, I love the fact that Bartolo Colon exists. Less than 6’ tall, courteously listed at 285 lbs., still dominant enough at almost 45 years of age to command $12.5 million per year (an amount he’s not paying out to a dozen ex-wives, since he’s been married to the same woman for 22 years), and laughing off comeback…

I loved this one. I’ve loved them all. They’re just so ridiculously over the top it’s hilarious to me. Anywhere but Vegas and it would be dumb, but it just works for Vegas, because who doesn’t love a show in Vegas? My wife was all “Oh this is ridiculous, just play the game ...” and I’m just laughing louder and longer…

“He may be a little past his prime, but Apollo Creed is really putting on a great pre fight show against Ivan Drago. Screw it, put it all on Creed. 2nd round.”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Oh yah no worries Joey eh we knows ya didn’t mean nuthin by it eh

It happened because without LeBron, the Cavs would be a lottery team.

Yanny.

The real solution is stop doing gender reveal parties. I just read that some people have paid up to $25,000 for them. The whole concept is fucking stupid.

Now I will be torn between using this or “Lebron made Draymond cry and call KD in the parking lot after losing Game 7 so they could improve their 73-9 team and beat him” as my favorite Lebron compliment.

Actually the fans show up late in four, five, six.

He’s not a troll; he’s a hero for saving those fans from being mugged by Zack Hample in the parking lot later.

Your guys just lost 4-1 to a team missing it’s two best players.

Counterpoint: Nope, still hate ‘em.

This is like the NBA version of that Office episode where they try to see what Stanley won’t notice.

Someone needs to punch his bitchass in the mouth.

Trainer, pointing to his face: “That’s a Hech-av-a-mark there.”

Hard to believe Patrick Swayze and Harold Ramis are both gone.

I have the least useful future predicting abilities imaginable

Matt Harvey traded for Devin Mesoraco....

It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.