nice

personally, i think her success boils down to running 26.2 miles faster than the other competitors.

This is funny. Cleveland is a cool city though! You should try it.

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

Kudos for spending the night before bailing. “I regret that I have but one nut to bust for my country.”

You could always just grab her by the pussy then ask her how she feels about it

Blister on his hand sounds like the yanking happened before the game amirite

If you don’t love me at my

Cuz we’re all poor and life in Cleveland sucks! GET IT? Nyuck nyuck nyuck

I’m sorry that baseball doesn’t have enough jingling car keys in front of your face for you.

That was your takeaway from the article?

Trade him to the Pats for the hottest takes in NFL history. (and because he’s a godless heathen, and we all know Belichick is Satan.)

Maybe be pissed at Austin for that dirty-as-shit slide? Not sure what he expected was going to happen, and good on Kelly for putting one in his back. That shit breaks legs.

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

Retaliation is ridiculous, but if someone clearly and intentionally throws at you, you are well within your rights to defend yourself. Pitchers who pull this bullshit deserved to get clocked.

Right now his exercise regimen mainly involves throwing children into a large, bubbling pot.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

Have done this. Those little cuts on your lip let the booze right into your bloodstream!