If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Why won’t anyone pay me $15mil just to go away? I’m VERY annoying.

You and Jay Cutler. And everyone else.

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

Sometimes the Baseball Man is a self-righteous asshole but other times the Baseball Man is fun and good.

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

The absolute ruining of RGIII by the severe mismanagement of the Washington staff was fucking horrendous.

After a shitty day, seeing this angry little person take a ball to the face makes me smile.

how fast was that freakin’ pitch? it knocked a swath of his hair clean off!

I saw the Zimmer one and I laughed out loud for a solid 30 seconds.

Jose Ramirez is criminally underrated.

Trevor Bauer: *picks up X-ACTO knife to elongate Bradley Zimmer ball*

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Joe Thomas crawled to retirement through 10,000 snaps of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine- or maybe I just don’t want to. 10,000 snaps...that’s 11 seasons. Just north of a decade. Joe Thomas, who crawled through a river of shit and found himself still in a river of shit on the other side.

I had a copy of this a couple of years back. I found it during one of my thrift store visits for $1.91 complete. Being a WWII buff and lusting over these games when I was in HS in the late 70s I bought it.

The inevitable contact-high one gets from breathing in Athens also makes it also probably makes it pretty hard to care too much about push-up form.

OU alum as well here, and I’m guessing they were also hungover

It’s nice to see that some teams know how to treat their fans. Every time I’ve clapped for the the Browns after a loss and yelled so proud I was to be a fan of theirs, and what a great job they did earning their paychecks and my ticket money, all I’ve gotten was flipped off.

They’re cheering because their team just set the MLB record for wins in a row. Normally I appreciate the deadspin snark but I thought this moment was actually pretty cool.