How has a 42 year old man never had a chicken wing?! What a fuckin’ psychopatch.

What a fucking flop.

Sorry for your loss, Joe. Thanks for sharing this.

Give me more of these videos.

Scooter Gennett is a fantastic baseball name, and Scooter is an incredibly likable Baseball Dude.

You hit the nail on the head. It’s all about the appropriate chip to salsa ratio, baby.

Unfortunately, he won’t be an All Star this year.

Saved by the Bell-y

Manfred Lacks Balls

If you ever find yourself stuck in the Hell that is IKEA, they sell a meal consisting of 2 hot dogs, chips, and a soda for $2.50.

These Indians pitchers must be getting blazed on their days off.

Kevin from accounting.

According to multiple exterminator websites, only the females sting! And apparently they only do so when provoked!

After one of my friends was stung/bitten by a carpenter bee in the late ‘90s, we spent the better part of that summer smacking those fuckers to hell with this artifact from MLB’s Steroid Era. I can still hear the “PING!”

+1 weak pullout game

Incredible moment for Frankie. Got chills when it happened.

It certainly helped that Tomlin was out there serving up spicy meatballs. For a pitcher that relies on hitting spots to be successful, he couldn’t locate anything well last night.

This is a pretty solid list, but I would include Dunkaroos in my personal top 10.

There’s a special place in Hell for Slow Walkers.