I feel like this is a house you can go to just to get your pictures taken to make it look like you are rich. Why does he have so many shelves that are empty? Why are there no sheets on the bed? Why is there plastic on the dinning room chairs? It actually looks like he broke into this place while the owners are away…

Oh sure, when he does it, it's funny. When I do it, it's rude.

I'll be sulking over here.

Don't get me wrong, I love Gaga something fierce, but this whole insistence on Jeff Koons and "artpop" makes me feel like she's a college student that just finished a 200-level modern art history class and now won't shut up about it. You know, like she's the first person to ever discover postmodernism or something.

So...he's a racist. That pretty much just ends it for me, period. All the other stuff is just shitty icing on the racist cake.

We, fatties, are also out. :)

I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.

Black women: This is one less dumbass man we have to deal with! He's doing us a HUGE favor! *victory dance*

Of course they do. They have the Twilight series and the 50 Shades books (all in hardback, natch) up on there. Maybe also some Danielle Steele and every single book Jodi Picoult ever wrote.

"The amount of sexism, gender essentialism, and caveman logic within its pages is soappalling that it's difficult to believe that her book is anything but a cry for help."

This book and the idea that the only happy marriages are those in which the wives submit are the bollocksiest bollocks to ever bollocks. That is all.

I was going to ask if all the typos in the quotes were actual typos in the book or just in the re-print, because there are several.

I don't think the kind of people who would buy this book have bookshelves...

This whole thing is just too horrifying to contemplate. I swear, if I go over to someone's house and I see this book on their bookshelf, I'm going to have to leave.

Agree. She looks like her legs shouldn't even be touching the ground inside that skirt. Oh, Lena.

I like the colors and the concept, but it feels too loose. Needs some more structure and nipping at the waist. The biggest issue here, for me, is her JLo open-mouth face that just doesn't work on her. She looks like she just went catatonic and is about to drool.

My suggestion for those who hate unsightly stretch marks: Stop looking at them.

"Unsightly stretch marks" is a "boob blunder"?? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

THIS is the picture of the Cat that Walked by Himself, walking by his wild lone through the Wet Wild Woods and waving his wild tail.

Cat said 'I am not a friend, and I am not a servant. I am the cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your Cave.'