Just chiming in to say I love the title to this freaking article.

Well, I must say I've never met anyone who looks like an oyster but if you really do then maybe draw an octopus face as a solution?

When I read "I'm your fancy, fancy girl" I seriously almost spit my drink out. Thanks for the laughs this early in the morning. :-D

I'm a stupid fatty and I represent this message!

So did some other cultures (India etc.) but not sure of the time-line.

Not sure if anyone has ever been close to someone who has a bad temper. They often use 'restraining' movements as if to say,"Agree with me or else." So, he knew exactly what he was doing. He was exerting his opinion and using MORE than words. She is enabling him, which means the dance will go on and on until at least…

When you grow up in the tornado of abuse you subconsciously seek the drama.