“New York’s hottest secret couple is Hadrick. It’s got everything: a man impersonating a tauntaun...”

Demi Lovato held “a funeral for my pop music.” Unclear on what that means and not sure we want to know.

Lol. I feel bad for that lady who just wants to go to an Adelle show. But also that’s funny.

I am really happy for Bill Hader and Anna Kendrick. Especially if Anna Kendrick gets to date Bill Hader as Stefon because for some reason, that character was hot af.

Good for you Danielle. Welcome to the team. I am 17 months sober, mostly during the pandemic, and this all speaks to my experience so much. Keep crushing it, you’re a badass!

Maladaptive behaviors create what I imagine to be rutted little canals in our wiring, like scratched up dive bar tables (yes, hi, I’m Danielle, and I’m an alcoholic).

major “pick me girl” energy

I don’t think this is being used correctly...

I honestly think he seems fun and is super hot (in a dirty, small-time drug dealer kind of way) and allegedly has a heavy ass dick. I just got divorced. I wish he’d be mine.

The man seems designed to be someone’s post-divorce fling. I bet she’s having a great time. 

I bet Pete’s a breath of fresh (or marijuana filled) air after being married to Kanye.  LOL

He doesn’t like his things to let go.

I wonder if his extreme “I can sleep around but I will control my separated wife’s life” misogyny is the same as it always was or was made worse by his sudden conversion to Evangelical Christianity.

In 2000, I got a haircut and the lady barely trimmed my bangs and I was like “Could you go a little shorter with my bangs?” and as punishment or perhaps under some sort of psychosis brought on by hair dye smell and poor ventilation, she gave me those Courtney Cox micro bangs. Unfortunately I do not have the stunning…

Djorkovich is the worst, but his fans are insane and anti-vaxxers who support him and bunch of haters. For shame Australia, they don’t even let their citizens back unless they are fully vaxxed.

“Medical exemption” for a noted anti-vaxxer? How convenient.

Clancy was Columbus-ing the shit out of his novels.

It’s so simultaneously sappy, condescending, and low key emotionally violent that it’s like Vin Diesel is competing to be America’s worst mother-in-law.

Hahahaha

Ah I do love twitter users who are so lacking in self-awareness it’s painful. Always whinging about a topic being terrible and people shouldn’t see it which of course then literally trends the thing they are saying is harmful so everyone then sees it...

Pete’s probably a breath of fresh air after ‘Ye. Get it, Kim. Have your fun.