In hindsight, my “cold sore?” guess is so naive, it’s quaint.

From what I’ve seen, there is some SERIOUS hate-on for him from the dog training world. My trainer calles Cesar the Anti-Trainer, and just the mention of him makes her roll her eyes. And after seeing one clip she uses to demonstrate what’s wrong with his training methods, I understand why. The man had a resource…

Kim Kardashian wore a full-face leather gimp mask with zipper eyes at Fashion Week.

Cesar Milan uses outdated methods that teach dogs to be fear-reactive and mean. Look for a trainer who only uses positive methods of training.

Sixteen-year-old me swooned at the following exchange from Ever After:

Yeah I’ve always strongly suspected that the reason The Princess Bride has done so well is because they framed the entire story from a male POV. Grandpa reading the story to his grandson. Men and boys would not have watched it if it had opened on Buttercup and Wesley’s story.

Best. Movie. Ever. I had the biggest smile on my face reading this article. Truly the best Cinderella adaptation by miles. I find it a travesty that this doesn’t have the cultural power or nostalgia as The Princess Bride which imo is a complete “dasmel in distress” story and isn't nearly as innovative or entertaining. 

“...Brady apparently had covid-19 back in February...”

“Someone ripped Lil Uzi Vert’s right out of his head when he stage-dived into the crowd at a concert in July.”

Okay but what I'm reading here is that I could become an Abortion Influencer, which sounds exactly like my dream job. I already blather, wine drunk at parties, about how fucking dope my abortions were (1 surgical, 1 medical a decade apart, @me for rates & reviews) and you're telling me I could get paiiiidddd to do it…

This is by far the best response I’ve gotten to any comment I’ve left on Jezebel or anywhere else in the Gawkerverse in the many years I’ve been commenting. Thanks you for the pedantry! Super interesting!

Obligatory etiquette pedantry: “Lady” isn’t a title (in that sense), it’s just a non-specific form of address used for various women.

But she may as well have just said Beyonce is her god, and that true salvation is only achievable via true faith in Beyonce.

Jenna Dewan wasn’t available.

I was wondering about this. I seem to get a lot of ads for super-mega vitamin cleanses and other woo.  I wonder how big the bribe has to be to get Plan C back on.

I feel like Zoe could do better...

Yeah, if anything it should be sponsored pharmaceutical posts that should be banned.

I just need everyone to know that my brain processed this headline as “Elizabeth Smart Accuses Ex-Boyfriend Thanos of Abuse.”

Theranos started in 2003. Sunny didn’t start working there until 2009. I’d like to know her explanation for defrauding investors prior to his involvement.

“any non-sponsored content promoting pharmaceutical medical products is banned from the platform.”