The Gates Foundation and other anti-Malaria groups have HALVED the annual death-toll from Malaria since 2000. These groups are currently saving about 400,000 people a year and climbing.

Yeah, not knowing what the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is, is not something to brag about. It’s one of the best charities in the world. They’ve done more the near eradication of malaria than any government or charity in the world.

Ok poke a little fun at Bill Gates the geek, sure, but to pretend the Gates Foundation does nothing is lazy writing.

I mean, he sucks universally. The left just has fairly legit reasons (hoarding wealth, creating artificial barriers to vaccine access) and the right has almost entirely imaginary ones.

Is there really a need to shit on Bill Gates? I’ve seen enough of it from right wing sources and now this one too?

I saw the whole docuseries Bill’s Brain. I’m not surprised.

“ ... my fantasy cold open for this program that finds the women in mourning veils, draping Samantha’s headstone with dildos and pearl g-strings ... ”

My first thought was Harry Styles was unavailable, so Anna went to plan b. 

I'll accept him coming up to the audience full of front line workers and handing them bricks of cash.

My theory stands: Lorne got suckered into buying Dogecoin high and is trying to puff it up to unload.

Oh no no no...it writes itself. Don’t forget ruining their kid’s life in a desperate attempt to seem edgy.

let’s talk about billie eilish instead of elon musk.

Here’s an idea: Come out on stage, apologize for threatening to ruin many people’s Saturday night viewing experience, introduce Poehler and\or Fey (fuck it, even Fallon) and then leave. Go design some jet-powered sporks or infrared dentures or something. 

The only way this will ever be funny if of Elon makes himself the butt of every joke in every sketch. He doesn’t strike me as being secure enough to handle that.

Would they like a sketch about a man in his late 40s who in pathetic desperation at his oncoming mortality keeps trying to make himself relevant by appearing at pop culture events/shows and marrying a woman who keeps acting like but I have to keep reminding myself isn’t actually 17, because I’d be happy to write that…

Affleck has done a lot of good movies. Wahlberg just 2, but Affleck has a ton under his belt. The Way Back, Gone Girl, To the Wonder, Argo, Mallrats, Dazed and Confused to name a few. Hes not an awful actor hes just kinda of himbo. 

Ok, but can we talk about Josh Duggar getting arrested on child pornography charges? 

I’m sure the Firm has absolute proof Harry is Charles’ son.

I think Zac Efron walked into a plastic surgeon’s office with a picture of late-era David Hasselhoff and said “Make me look just like this 68 year old man!”

That’s stretching it.