Kellyanne Conway’s social media famous daughter Claudia Conway will make her American Idol debut soon. Welcome to Hollywood, baby.

you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

At a certain point, there are no words left.

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

Avril is what record executives think punk music is.

Wait, is this the REAL Avril Lavigne, or the fake one that took her place when she supposedly died in a car crash or something?  ... I can’t keep track.

“And on this farm he had a crappy, overpriced car...”

Same. After he got over the initial rage and withdrawal and accepted that this had to be his new normal, I bet he’s been a lot chiller. Of course, the fact that he’s no longer president probably also helps. While he went so far as to incite insurrection to keep the job, I maintain it was more about just not losing. I…

For her to have some say who is in charge of her conservatorship at this point.  I also think you are pretty blithely ignoring the way media and the music industry treated women just because it all looks like it worked out in the end for her.

Okay, but Justin Timberlake is still an asshole, right? #janet4eva

I think it’s still curly but he blows it out rather than leaning into it. 

I just read X AE A-Xii as E-I-E-I-O in my head and thats gonna be that kid’s name for me from now on.

Republicans represent white supremacy because they represent white supremacists. Republican voters are white supremacists, all of them. To ask Republican representatives to condemn the people that vote for them will never work.

Mr. Hogg - I will be pleased to purchase your pillows just to spite that other asshole.

This just in: Fox has cancelled Lou Dobbs’ show.

When she ran to hide in the bathroom he said “Wait, you’re not dead?”

He literally assumed/thought he killed her.  And didn’t care.

Not a lawyer or anything but a person who gets frustrated with leeway on domestic violence perpetrators, how is that not attempted murder?

Wait, so this guy who nearly murdered his girlfriend is out? I don’t like the carceral state, and I don’t like confinement and detention as methods of “justice,” but if you’re going to have a carceral state, you might as well use it here, where it might actually directly and concretely protect someone.

Asked? Fuck that shit, subpoena his fat ass. If he so much as blinks, have the Sergeant at Arms arrest him.