How is there not yet a drag queen called Tinta Turnter?!?!?

“The Atlanta Hammers is a real good name for a professional baseball team, don’t ya think?”

That would totally add injury to insult, and deservedly so. The story I heard is that she met some guy on FB, agreed to share a charter plane with him because she thought he was cute, but when they were in DC he hooked up with another woman - perhaps the other blonde in the picture? I can’t tell them apart, Texas GOP b…

And I hope every one of those fuckers in that plane shot gets COVID and is destroyed by medical bills.

According to a former FB friend, we should be focusing on eating clean. That will keep us from getting COVID-19.

refusal to receive covid 19 vaccine guarantees the covid virus will continue to survive and circulate, which means mask wearing, social distancing, restrictions on public events and gatherings will continue.  How in the FUCK do these people NOT realize they are the hosts keeping the virus going? 

They’ll be publicizing their Gofundme the minute one gets it and has actual problems. 

Like, who would possibly make such a bonkers claim about getting into the Olympics?

He’s like a slightly dumber, paralyzed Hitler Youth version of Kenny Powers.

I think it’s that whole “Aryan men can do anything” spiel.

It almost seems ableist - oddly coming from a guy in a wheelchair - to suggest that being fit and sporty means you have a shot at the Paralympics. Like Para is just the kiddie table to the real, adult Olympics and it takes nothing to get in.

Had a guy at work got some exposure over a weekend, then we told him to stay home until the negative tests come back. Dude came back in two days, coughing and wheezing, so we asked if he had a test. Dude said yes, it was done in like half a day. We told him to get the fuck home right away. Two days later he got a…

They are not accurate at all and give an absurdly high false negative.

There were 3 distinct references to “and his mother” in the article, for anyone curious..

Less than 5 years ago I saw her in “She Loves Me” on Broadway. So, in her late 40s anyway, she was still singing and dancing her ass off and did the goddamn splits, for crissakes. She has never not worked and she is Broadway royalty. I hope she didn’t date the MyPillow guy, but if she did, at least she dumped him when…

Isn’t she currently in that show Dickinson? 

No, I think Fauci pulled up his big boy pants, put on his gloves, and got down to business. Just like Biden did.

I really, really hope this isn’t true. Krakowski is a comedic genius. I’ve always admired her fearlessness.

Do you think Falci danced the foxtrot yesterday at the ball? I would have.

My Pillow sucks. I bought a Coop home goods pillow as my Christmas present to myself and OH MY GOD it is amazing. Never been so happy with a pillow.

Also, Jane, you can seriously do better...