Agreed. Like: What’s stopping you from eating them on a 1 mile cool down at the end?

I don’t understand how they’re opposed. His being a great engineering student has nothing to do with his sense of morality and empathy for other human beings.

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? Okay, I’m day drinking today. Whose with me?

no to all this.

MISANDRY!

I think it's like a dog whistle. You can't hear it above a certain iq.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

I forgot what I was looking at after a while. It was kind of like when you repeat a word until it loses all meaning.

I think mass incarceration is a problem. I think a lot of the less serious crimes are over sentenced and a good number of murderers can and should be given the chance to be rehabilitated.

Yours wasn’t at all sexy.

FIREWORKS PLACED IN GENITAL AREA UPSIDE DOWN EXPLODED ABRASION TESTICLE

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

The U.S. Olympic Trolling Judges award your performance a negative 10 points. A novice effort so lazy and unoriginal it doesn’t even rate an eyeroll.

As the mother of 2 boys, I’m becoming very aware of the weird way we teach them things. At my son’s playgroup a dad got super angry at his son when he got into a tussle with a little girl over a toy. He was yelling “you never hit a girl” at his kid. And I was just thinking “Dude, why not teach him not to hit ANYONE.”

Is it weird that I feel like this is okay? Like, it should be taught as part of language classes and middle school classes and to everyone everywhere.

Hey, I work in the same arena - juvenile court, public defense. I also live in Atlanta so many, many of my neighbors, friends and clients are black. I have a somewhat clinical view of race in the job itself. I want to know if the state has arrested/investigated my clients for the wrong reasons (i.e. racial profiling),…

Also, the lack of pubes thing doesn't make any sense. As he says in his song: "And every last inch of me's covered with hair!"

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.