It really says something about our society where the Satanists are the good people.

Looks like the only two religious organizations I would consider joining are the Quakers and the Satanists. Good job, satanists!

Let it be known I welcome any conspiracy theories about whether or not Nutmeg really died of old age...

I look at stuff like this and I think, “how hard can that be? That looks like fun!” but in reality, I am klutzy to the point that I have actually dislocated my pelvis opening a bottle of wine.

I say the president’s name just fine.

Baby powder. I.e. that geriatric stink that can stun an ox at 12 parts per billion. (Second only to rose perfume, which can kill at 1 ppb.)

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Plus Kim looks like she’s wearing blackface again. Her skin is the same color as her daughter’s in these photos.

My cat derives great joy from sitting in an upstairs window enjoying the breeze, glaring at birds, and pissing off the neighbor’s dog. Kitties do just fine indoors :)

It’s actually much safer for both the cats and the local wildlife if cats are kept inside, and cats can live perfectly healthy and much longer lives if they are kept inside. Not only is the risk of a cat being injured or killed very high if they are outside (I see a dead cat that’s been run over almost weekly in my…

Unless you have an allergy or health condition that prevents you from using fluoride, don’t use fluoride-free toothpaste. Love your teeth people and let them love you back.

Everyone should wear body-armour at all times.

Covfefe’s Law.

Oh gee, Trump lied and doesn’t give a shit about anything but photo ops where he can shove himself to the front? Surprising!

My students do not have meaningful memories of the AIDS crisis at its highest pitch — before the “cocktail” treatment was introduced in the 90s, for sure, HIV/AIDS was an automatic death sentence with a very short horizon. So I have to explain things like ACT UP, Larry Kramer, etc. It’s not as if AIDS went away, of…

At this point, no one with established credentials will work with this administration. It is shattering under the weight of its incompetency.

One thing that I’m surprised wasn’t written about in here: in this cantata, coffee is presented as a very female addiction and something that drives women to hysterical praise of its virtues.