#droughtshaming

I have never watched Something’s Gotta Give, and I never will. The thought that a woman of any age will kick Keanu Reeves out of bed in favour of Jack Nicholson is bullshit, to me. In my opinion, of course.

she’ll never top Milla’s debut album.

Hell, let’s dip back into my childhood-ish, whe Bruce Willis and Cybil Shephard could barely tolerate each other.

I make this amazing tortilla soup and I save up all my chicken bones in the freezer to make broth for it. Some asshole was all like “it’s good because it’s bone broth,” and I’m like, all broth is bone broth, fucker, and it’s good because 1) I made it and 2) it’s soup, so shut up and eat your soup.

My kid wont eat things with grill marks on it either. That just means I don’t order him THINGS OFF OF THE GRILL MENU. People are so stupid.

Dear dining public:

I would agree with everything Kweli said, if they were disrupting every other candidate too. Or even most other candidates. Hell, SOME other candidates.

Lol really because these dresses look 100% better on voluptuous women IMO. Like sorry that us curvier gals took something meant for the skinnies, realized we looked awesome in it, and started wearing it, but too bad! I mean, I have never actually purchased one of these dresses but I have tried one on and my boyfriend…

Oh hey! It’s you! I forgot you existed until now.

Geldorf and Paula did it first

FFS, I shouldn’t have to use this meme twice in one day! Another touching spectacle from the “Family Values” & “personal responsibility” party.

Spirits manifest in different ways. Most of the time I see wisps of smoke (like incense). Rarely I’ll see a full body apparition that looks like a person. Even rarer than that I’ll see a vapor cloud. At the 3:10 mark there seems to be a person-size vapor cloud when the door closes that remains there. You could argue…

What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?

My main name was a different spelling of Magdelena. Because A Perfect Circle was fantastic. Chick bass player was the awakening in me. Then I realized I have no musical talent.

To my eternal disappointment, both parties were wearing way too many clothes.

I just did a quick search but couldn’t find anything. However, this made me laugh:

I just said this on another site too and I’d like to make it happen: Petition to rename TD season 2 “Sad Dad.” Let’s count the Sad Dads:

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”