Fuck you, you fucking scumbag. You are not allowed to express remorse now. We don’t want it, we don’t need it. This is your fault and you should carry that shame with you every day for the rest of your life. Fuck Ross too, for not spitting in your face as you try to pretend like you fucking care!

I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

Personally, I don’t get the left’s lack of enthusiasm for the 2nd amendment. I think everyone, particularly POC, should be locked and loaded en masse, open carrying, and ready to draw down on any Trumpite looking to infringe on their rights. Don’t let the right have a monopoly on such things. For every nutjob outside…

I tied my own shoes once. It was an overrated experience.

I can’t express my gratitude for Rachel Getting Married. I saw it three times in theaters as a teenager and identified so deeply with all the characters—even though I couldn’t totally understand why. Years later I’d go through my own struggle with addiction—I watched it through that time and since I’ve spent the last…

I’m of half the mind that Drake deserves the stress, whether it’s fake or not. One of those paternity cases is gonna hit eventually. Might as well be this one.

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

Your weekend project: watch “The Wine Show” on Hulu. It’s basically Matthews Rhys and Goode hanging out in a Tuscan villa, drinking lots of wine, and acting adorably drunk. It is, quite possibly, the greatest show of all time. Okay, after “The Americans”.

lol, i loved how much fun Mel and Sue had at Ruby’s expense. I think Ruby was just kind of young and inexperienced and needed constant validation. I do think she has become a badass since: http://www.nme.com/news/tv/bake-offs-ruby-tandoh-turns-piers-morgan-interview-hes-sentient-ham-2049102

If you were capable of lying with every cell of your body, you also could have multiple failed marriages.

But is it as bad as upper-class white British actors being cast as working-class white American men?

On a personal level, the modern waxed chest trend kind of weirds me out and I am perfectly fine with my men being hairy. But on a societal level, GOOD, FUCK YOU ALL, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY FUCKING LEGS TO BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YOU CAN ALL SUFFER ANNOYING HAIR REMOVAL FOR DUBIOUS AESTHETIC REASONS TOO.

Can she though?

One of Mimi’s kids is named Monroe? This guy?

Gosh, and somehow she ends up in the SCROTUS administration, headed by perhaps the greatest grifter of all time?

He was by all accounts a sweet man so I always thought that she manipulated him and his caring nature to get in with him. Then when they were together she went full on psychological warfare on him, causing so much stress, anxiety, and heartbreak that his ticker finally kicked.

Omarosa has always been terrible on her own. No one made her become terrible.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.