Don’t forget the Sarah Palin smack down! “That is the ultimate bridge to nowhere.” !!!
Oh man, watching him own that little fuck face Paul Ryan in all the vice presidential debates was such a thing of a beauty.
Saaaame! But I want him to be VP forever because his blue steel gaze behind POTUS makes me happy. I mean how amazing would it be if he got to debate Marco Rubio (because a semi-moderate will win the Republican nomination, and probs try to compensate by attaching a cuckoo banana pants Republican to “bridge the party”)?…
I... love this photo...
From a design standpoint, yeah, the stripes aren’t good-looking at all. That said, from a practical standpoint, they make perfect sense. Ghost busting is not always going to occur in optimal viewing conditions. You will want something that clearly marks that you are a human being in situations of poor visibility. And…
Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.
I cloth diaper and yes - you throw the solids in the toilet. This is so you don’t turn your washing machine into a biohazard though. Most parents (myself included) who CD use liners (kind of like slightly thicker toilet paper) and you just toss the whole thing in the toilet. I would never think to do this with a…
This is insane.
Hands down the greatest. I am forever bitter that he wasn’t cast as Finnick and doesn’t have a better film career...especially after he killed in that horror film by Joss Whedon.
No. Go away and let us bask in the glory that is Jesse Williams. No runner ups. All other men cease to exist. (Sorry, husband. #itiswhatitis)
To be fair, does sound like the 500 calories wouldn’t, you know, necessarily stay in your stomach long enough to do owt to your waistline.
I spent a seven hour flight stuck next to a cruise ship magician who was like Gob from arrested development but without the suave charm goodness of heart. He negged me constantly and kept mentioning that his “hot Lebanese wife” told him to go out and have sex with anyone he wanted because she as six months pregnant…
Jesus. Am I the only parent left in existence who would feel embarassed by my kid being a jerk? I see this crap all the time and it’s just depressing. And the whole books + playspace thing is just such a recipe for disaster. Adults see a quiet place to read. Kids see a huge playground. Our library has a whole floor…
Stories like this reinforce my feeling that I’m a good parent because I sure as hell wouldn’t leave my five-year-old daughter alone in any section of any store no matter how kid-friendly it supposedly is and if somehow she did end up opening stuff and damaging it, I’d pay for it, take her straight home and to her…
I am the mother of a child with Aspergers. Though he’s quite chill and polite now, he alternated between an angel and a fucking monster from the time he was born until he was four. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, he exasperated pretty much anyone who had to deal with him during one of his meltdowns.
The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.
You might not have run home every afternoon from the elementary school bus to watch him on General Hospital. :)
Pee diamonds. The yellow ones look like piss. I have no idea why anyone would spend that much money on something like that. I don’t care how “rare” they are. They still look like piss. Diamonds in general are BS.
I don’t really understand the thought process behind that GQ photo set. Who sat around the table and decided that a sort of sexualized Star Wars photo shoot was a good idea? I mean, I get it’s ‘parody’ and covered by fair use and all that, but why burn all those bridges? If Lucasfilm is objecting to them, then Disney…