It’s self-preservation if nothing else. I wouldn’t want to be the woman who had to break off an engagement to Sean Penn’s face after his track record.

I went to the ER with an abscess from shooting heroin. I told the nurse how long I’d been using, and her response was, “Wow, you’re a pretty good junkie- your veins are doing great!”

I was once teetering home in my early 20’s with a buddy after a semi boring night of drinking and dancing at pubs in a cheesy suburb (think Strong Island meets the Jersey Shore) when a Joey-Bag-a-Donuts starts calling out to my friend and I. He was showing off for his friends and trying to imply that he knew us,…

Right? He really likes eating a girl out “Breakfast, lunch and dinner” wasn’t it? My friends and I were just talking about Colin the other day...he is a dirty, dirty boy but I would totally do him. One of my more naive friends thought that we were speaking purely from a hygenic point of view and asked if he showered.…

Threesome?

Obligatory:

This Lesbian Shitass feels the same. ‘Twas such a memorable meltdown. Here’s hoping for the best outcome for her; maybe it will be benign.

Well, this lesbian shit ass is sorry to hear about Mrs. Baio’s brain tumor. Nobody deserves that.

Shit happens when you forget to call.

Who cares? Granny taught me they’re all the same height laying down.

Right. As Margaret Atwood says, Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will murder us.

Personally I am much more concerned that he was not TREATED. Psychological treatment is is what would keep him from reoffending. Everyone in this situation needed counseling. And shame-based, Xtian “counseling” doesn’t count.

You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!

Yaaaaaaaassss. I’m so here for this new crop of teen and YA black celebs getting all up in their afro-futurist feels and daring to be weird in public. There’s room for that and I am SO EXCITED to see what kind of work they’ll be putting out into the world as they get older.

My response to his threats to out my dumbness on the Internet

“...Pro-voice is an alternative to divisive political rhetoric, and its home is in the grey area between pro-life and pro-choice.”

Pinot noir, caviar.

Sadly it’s not even close for me. I once did a postpartum home visit to find that the infant had died several days before but the mother was still bathing and dressing the little body and frantic because “She just won’t eat.” I suspect this will turn out to be something similar. Grief can do some powerfully tragic…

Why? It was a nice breath of fresh air in this usually depressing show. It’s fine if some people get to be happy. If you must, think about poor Sally and then you can feel like the sappy love was cancelled out by her misery :)

I am giving 9000+ points to whomever designed and styled that Christina Hendricks spread. It’s perfect - she looks amazing, the shots are beautiful, it does a great pr job with a new look to suggest she’s moving on, but really, most of all..