I can’t remember where I saw it (Cribs??) but there was a show where you got to see this island in the Caribbean owned by Richard Branson. And on this island he has this massive house. And in this house he has a toilet, which is outside but secluded and looks out over the ocean.

I want a huge library with more books than I could ever read, with a wheeled ladder and everything. There would be a huge window to let in plenty of natural light, plants hanging from the ceiling, and floor-to-ceiling bookshelves.
There would be kids’ books on the bottom shelves and the nice, bound ones up high, and I…

Too bad Jenna Lyons probably can’t act.

Natalie Portman certainly lobbied hard enough for that statue she claims she doesn’t care about now. But whatever.

When I found out my long term boyfriend had a new girlfriend, while we were still living together, I walked to the nearest travel agent and booked a flight to Europe, got an express passport and then quit my job. I was outta there in under two weeks.

Chip butties for everyone!

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

Farrell was absolutely goddamn glorious in In Bruges. If he’d never done any other good work in his entire career, that would still be amply sufficient to qualify him for fame in my book.

I would prefer a beauty like him to have more fame than he’s got movies because he’s also a phenomenal actor. In Bruges is one of the best movies out there, Seven Psychopaths is a romp, and his part in Saving Mr. Banks is wonderful. He’s a really great actor.

He was also great in In Bruges, The New World, and the half of Saving Mr Banks I saw (I was too drunk to watch the other half). He definitely has range and chooses some interesting stuff, but since he’s also in some high profile flops, his career has never felt consistent (Alexander, Miami Vice).

“It was interesting because I’m used to writing, directing, producing my own stuff, putting my own crew together, no one is telling me anything except answers to specific questions I have,” she said, according to the Hollywood Reporter. “Telling me your opinion when I haven’t asked you is the studio way.”

I’m so sorry that you have this diagnosis. I have long had psoriatic arthritis and I actually feel MUCH better when I reduce my simple carbs. The anti-inflammatory diet is pretty much the Mediterranean diet. Sorry for my internet know-it-allness; but eating this way has helped me immensely both with pain and keeping…

“I’m sorry, mother, this conversation is a little late — and so am I.”

What about the confirmation that Joan was married twice before?!

I find it fascinating that, in that video, we don’t even hear anything about Hillary until 1:34. And she does a great job, really subtly, capturing the changing face of America.

I (and probably every on this site) hate when celebrities do the whole “live like X thing for a week.” They are drawing attention to themselves not the problem. Want to see what it’s like to live on $29.00 a week, talk to one of the millions of people who are forced to live like that every day of their lives.…

Clearly we need "Ask a Clean Person: How to Clean and Disinfect a Whole Goddamn Airplane Before Takeoff."

Yeah, bathrooms are notoriously hard to clean shit off of. Who would think it would get in there??