I give copies of this movie to new team members. Yes, I work in acquisitions.

The headline confused me. I expected this to be a story about a woman who was shopping with her mother at Nordstrom Rack and was the victim of a random bear attack right after pointing out to her mom that NO she did not think the skirt was too short and she is an ADULT.

*slap*

When I was in college, my roommate and I went to some Halloween party with a girl from our dorm. The next morning, she comes walking up to the common area still in her eighties-prom outfit. We asked her where she ended up staying the night...she lifts up her dress to reveal her yellow thighs and says "Bart Simpson…

Actually, it breaks it into smaller particles.

They're probably been furiously emailing Gizmodo for the last two months, but it went unnoticed until they mentioned it was iOS compatible.

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

Sure there is, screen porn, gadget porn, email porn, sound porn, LED porn, mac porn. So much porn. Rule #34 porn. And I was trying to keep it PG13.

1.Crash into Gatorade

Goodell: Fine him $25,000 and two games for disrepecting a sponsor.

China was so outraged, they even scrambled The People's Photoshop Lens Flare Application Brigade.

"Fuck me, Tommy, what 'ave you been reading?"

Opie from Sons of Anarchy

I have an almost disproportionate hatred of the Mercator projection. In my native land we dismissed it as ridiculous and laughable and used pretty much any other one, but here's it's the default.

Lets put everyone from Portland, Oregon under quarantine because someone from Portland, Maine coughed.

The V-280 made its public debut at AUSA 2014 in Washington DC earlier this week.

A pool. Filled with this.

One small step for graphic designers, one... giant leap for the Porn industry.