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...and I can't get a response on a dating site

It's Fox. They just don't care. Everything is a fantasy on their nets!

You seem unfamiliar with how Fox works.

If anything, Fox (both Sports and News) should have Luntz sit this one out.

on Fox, dude

That's just crazy talk. I heard that stuff too. But that's just crazy. Jackson got cut because he's a selfish player who didn't buy into Chip Kelly's program. And that's it. Everything else is just crazy talk.

"As a bitch" you should probably know I wasnt looking for credibility , just framing my opinion...

I was wondering why they brought a rock into the stadium with them.

I don't really know why, but finding out that Charlie and the Waitress are married in real life made me stupidly happy.

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

I'm glad they didn't spoil the good part in the header... but I am pretty bewildered by the fact that they felt the need to put a .gif up there anyway.

The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

Public figure. Satirical. No case.

Unfortunately, public figures like Clinton usually don't have any legal recourse when it comes to use of their image. Especially in anything that could be considered satirical, even if it's scummy stuff like this.

More accurately, it's basically a jack stand used for hangar maintenance on the nose gear. They get placed under the aircraft, then raised on hydraulic stands to take the load off of the gear to allow retracting of the gear or replacement. Not strictly designed for this purpose, but it's hardly a stretch to use one…

Okay, I contacted their online chat staff and they confirmed that price-matching was possible:

Okay, I contacted their online chat staff and they confirmed that price-matching was possible: