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Someone victimize me quickly. I want to hire this guy yesterday.

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

As an Arlington resident, I can attest she just said what many of the county residents feel.

I lived in Arlington, until very recently, for 13 years. Never heard of this place. Never heard of anyone going there for any "nightlife." Never heard of anyone eating there. VERDICT: Shithole.

OH NO, I AM NOT COOL.

If you like a woman's head and bolt-on tits on a gay athletic man's body, then sure.

This is kind of weird but I'll share it anyway. I've always been very open about my body and never really tried to hide it. Some people think that I might be a little too open about it but whatever, it's my body. Well, one time a website offered five figures for unaltered pictures of my body and then they made a post

Didn't even watch the video and automatically knew it was that mod. ಠ_ಠ

I love you, Emma Stone. Unless Jennifer Lawrence shows up, tho. Just sayin'.

* SEXY GIRL LAUGH *

Oh man, I loved that show as a kid. My brother and I would watch it, hoping to get freaked out by some alien story.

[GIF of Jerry turning around in the owner's box to F-bomb while his grandson pulls his sweatshirt over his head.]

Why, that's Monty G. Weird to see him without his flapping eagle hat.

Waiter: Perhaps a dessert?
Manning: Sure any recommendations?
Waiter: A Turnover?
Manning: :/

the problem comes in at the point when developers are making games that are B2P but add microtransaction anyway. I've seen it a handful of times now but more in the previous year than before, and it really puts a bad taste in my mouth. It feels like a slap in the face to buy a full product only to be shown an awesome

Betrayal at Krondor