Greed is not a Virtue of the Avatar. :(

My retirement grease!!!

procedurally-generated

considering only 10% of gawker's posts are actually written themselves, and aren't reposts of other people's journalism (basically, a version of Digg), i think we know the answer.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

"What's up, MOM?! EAT SHIT, MOM!"

Blatche has never made someone pay for driving the lane. So you can kinda understand his confusion.

Usher: Sir, can you hear me?

You're the reason why things are expensive...

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

You know what that means.

LMAO! Soccer is a "contact sport" now? I don't think so sister. It's a bunch of pussies falling down and acting like assholes. Basketball is the same. Both sports have roughly the same amount of point shaving and fixed matches so it really is hard to pick a clear winner.

“Can you imagine, you’re out to dinner with your wife, your four kids and your mother-in-law, and someone calls you the N-word and starts to get physical?”

Kudos to Stossel; unfortunately, his argument probably fell on deaf ears.

"SHIT, they've taken over my city. Run, citizen, run. Stop chopping wood you fool! You will rebuild my empire elsewhere! No, no, not a red archer... oh shit. I lost....

Well that's silly. Everybody knows that Spearmen are practically worthless against Mechanized Infantry.

Good thing it's not a Water Simulator.

It's amazing how well these computerized models can predict attendance.

That's amazing. If you watch the video in slow-motion, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment when 200 million Americans wondered when football season starts.