Wait, so they’re pro-anchor baby now?

If Koch Industries et. al. ever trigger that Constitutional Convention they’re trying to make happen so they can rewrite the Constitution, then yeah, civil war-ho!

The FEC deadlocked and took no action

Obligatory “That’s not entrapment” comment.

I’d disappear too. The false-flag conspiracy nuts are stalking the shit out of him.

Poor people already have to jump through huge hoops [...] to receive benefits

It’s how they keep score. Once money isn’t an issue, you need a new goal. In the case of the uber-rich, the goal is to beat everyone else and once you have, to stay on top.

So out-of-wedlock sex will be illegal as well?

Precooked, frozen and reheated is pretty normal. It’s just good business for low-cost, high-volume food places.

Not surprising, though. They couldn’t do enough jousting to fill an episode, and their attempts at reality-TV competition drama by forcing everyone to live together and getting them liquored up fell flat. Since the competition requires some actual (and uncommon) skills, the producers couldn’t just go out and cast for…

I bought the Target store brand paper towels once—they were identical to Bounty.

It’ll be nice when we can cut articles like this down to a simple “Pay your taxes.”

I think it has to do with how they write reports. More like cop-legalese than trying to sound intelligent.

Yeah, everyone who bought a gun would pull out their gun and start shooting at each other, because they’d assume that anyone waving a gun around was the shooter.

At least he didn’t dedicate a golf trophy to the victims.

Eh, it gets pretty complicated when schools are involved. Simply put, freedom of speech isn’t absolute for students. All administrators (or coaches) have to do is say that the students ‘disrupted the learning environment’. It’s all thanks to some Supreme Court case.

Anne Heche stars as “D.I.A.” deputy director Patricia Campbell

I had no idea that the people who spied on and harassed MLK still worked for the FBI.