It's so the sharks can't see them, duh.

Staged. They do this kind of stuff in every episode these days, for precisely this reason: Free advertising.

"I broke 800 hours of combined gameplay," the original poster, temporarycreature, wrote, "and I'm just feeling bored and burned out. I'm not complaining. I am not threatening Bungie. I just hit a wall, and I don't feel like doing the same things over, and over, day in, and day out."

He's pretty perfect.

That said, I can't off the top of my head think of anyone who would a) be a great fit, and b) is available. It would be great to see a woman offered the job. Maybe Aisha Tyler?

Show's been pretty stale this last year, with too much dependence on stupid voices, mocking Republicans (McConnell looks like a turtle, Boehner is orange, etc.) and running gags (Arby's, CNN, etc).

Would you say it's like Sucker Punch in that the plot is impossible to follow, but the action scenes are totally awesome?

Holy shit, how did I miss that?

Replace "Twitter" with "bowel" and it all starts to make sense.

I still don't understand what GamerGate is.

What I see when I look at the No More logo:

Established weeks after the 1961 Bay of Pigs invasion, this school for spies has been shielded by secrecy

Not gonna lie—I'm actively looking at moving to a couple cities solely for access to Google Fiber.

Yes, that means PlayStation and Xbox, mobile and more!

I can kinda understand the appeal of these games—I used to play a lot of Travian—but that kind of extreme timer-based gameplay and monetization is downright horrific.

It's not cost-effective to hunt down individual users., unless they want to go all RIAA just to get some (usually bad) press.

Why is it that the police can fairly easily track down people threatening them in YouTube comments, but seem unable or unwilling to do so for other people being targeted?

That guy seems creepy as fuck.

Just think of how many column inches writers have gotten out of his reluctance to talk vs what they would have gotten from the mindless platitudes other players spew forth.

RIP Massively