Steam is such as mess that I've been actively avoiding it for about a year now. I stopped buying games there, stopped launching through it, networking, etc etc.

The proposed GOP abortion ban would outlaw all abortions that occur beyond the 20 week mark unless the pregnancy was caused by a rape reported to police (just what abortion needs: cops)

I'm not sure what that gif is from, but something about it screams "Porno opening scene"

But Mom said I should eat my vegetables...

I think zombie Ham Rove should do it.

Makes sense, now that the paid beta test period seems to be wrapping up.

Lights up, first intermission. I close my eyes real quick and summon that deep black woman courage that I've seen in my mom so many times. I pull my phone out, hit record, turn around and tell the old man in the calmest voice I own that I'll be taking my hair out for the remainder of the opera.

Priorities.

From my apartment rental agreement:

Sadly, they were "just socks."

Back in my day you had to read the quest text to know where to go. Now you just skip it and look for the dot on your map like a good little rat.

Crazy sticks dick in crazy—shit gets crazy.

Instead of playing football, have them play soccer.

That looks suspiciously wire-like.

McDonald's Japan held a press conference to address the recent food scandals—as well as apologize and bow, both of which are typical when companies in Japan screw up.

Oh, and you know those raid guns you spent the last few months winning and leveling up? Well, now they're a bit underpowered, and they'll be obsolete in another week or two. Sorry!

Destiny's lack of "content," for lack of a better word, is the source from which the game's other problems flow. The maddening weekly currency caps, the ceaseless repetition, the bizarre upgrade requirements, the stingy loot system: All are designed to force people to sink dozens of hours into a game they'd otherwise…

I grew up in Fairfax County and went to West Springfield High School. One day while we were sitting in class, the principal got on the PA and sheepishly announced that our resource officer (school cop), had been arrested for robbing banks.

I've been overweight my whole life—topping out at 300 two years ago—and never really tried to lose any weight until recently (July). Honestly, I'm kinda surprised how easy it has been. I dropped diet soda for green tea (unsweetened, obviously), and generally just ate less of the same stuff I had been eating, while…

It's not bad, but it's not MMO Skyrim.