Steam is such as mess that I've been actively avoiding it for about a year now. I stopped buying games there, stopped launching through it, networking, etc etc.

You forgot the step where you wait two hours for it to dry.

The proposed GOP abortion ban would outlaw all abortions that occur beyond the 20 week mark unless the pregnancy was caused by a rape reported to police (just what abortion needs: cops)

I'm not sure what that gif is from, but something about it screams "Porno opening scene"

But Mom said I should eat my vegetables...

So I'm a PC gaming guy and know basically nothing about consoles. Why can't I buy some program that lets me use my PC as an xbox (i.e., play xbox games that didn't get a PC release). Is it because of the issues caused by variable hardware in PCs?

Hololens + Fleshlight.

What problem does this product solve?

Not sure that interface is gonna cut it for a major consumer product.

I think zombie Ham Rove should do it.

Makes sense, now that the paid beta test period seems to be wrapping up.

Lights up, first intermission. I close my eyes real quick and summon that deep black woman courage that I've seen in my mom so many times. I pull my phone out, hit record, turn around and tell the old man in the calmest voice I own that I'll be taking my hair out for the remainder of the opera.

I thought it was spectacularly racist.

There's only one way to reheat pizza: Pan + lid + stovetop.

Cool, 100Mbps...and it'll only cost $300* per month!

Priorities.

Stop fucking fucking, people.

From my apartment rental agreement:

Sadly, they were "just socks."

Back in my day you had to read the quest text to know where to go. Now you just skip it and look for the dot on your map like a good little rat.