JAYNE

Don't sneeze.

Why does everyone assume that AI would hate/destroy humanity?

Crazy sticks dick in crazy—shit gets crazy.

Instead of playing football, have them play soccer.

That looks suspiciously wire-like.

If nothing is marked as classified or higher, they likely just Googled them.

Every branch, command, installation—hell, every unit—has their own twitter/facebook/flickr/wtfever social media accounts.

The data contains slides that appear to have been taken from military presentations including one titled: Army Force Management Model.

I'd love to do this puzzle. Unfortunately, it wouldn't fit in my apartment.

That's what she recommended.

Had some really great moments.

So...Sanctuary?

What kind of sketchy-ass chiropractor has two-year old fast food sitting on their receptionists counter next to the sign-in sheet?

I'm sure they've got a nice, expensive USB hub to sell alongside this.

For something to become obsolete someone needs to be looking beyond it.

McDonald's Japan held a press conference to address the recent food scandals—as well as apologize and bow, both of which are typical when companies in Japan screw up.

Man, they're gonna get the shit DMCA'd out of them.

Oh, and you know those raid guns you spent the last few months winning and leveling up? Well, now they're a bit underpowered, and they'll be obsolete in another week or two. Sorry!