America—f*ck yeah!

Does it come in black?

*shrug* Can't have a dog fight with just one dog. I don't see the issue.

I hope he fails. Otherwise this has the potential to become the new "fly around the world in a fucking balloon" for bored rich people.

Facebook Disconnect too

You'd think the people who write these would actually read what they wrote.

Yep, very good game for f2p.

The camera adds 10 pounds, but photoshop removes 50.

I used to play Zynga poker, but then they added levels, XP, achievements, fluff, etc. Fuck that.

The vast majority of errors can be found by simply reading what you wrote before you publish it. ("and wide should", "but only pulsating herd")

And the new ones from Comedy Central.

I tired to take the cookie, but quickly realized it was a fake. Please mail actual cookie to 2320 Wilson Blvd, Arlington Va 22201. Thanks

Futurama (yes, I know).

That's... pretty cool.

Beat me to it~

Much like the jokes in the Simpsons. Do they still do jokes, or is it more like Saturday Night Live—just an extended commercial for bands and actors?

People still watch the Simpsons?

Or you can go Sword/Pistol and kill them all in about 20 seconds.

"Too bad that game was a bot fest."

Kinda like an updated Conquest of the New World I suppose, though probably much smaller in scope.